Toy Safety Enthusiast Mugs

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

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'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

The Rubber Ball Company

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Baby on board.

Rocking Horse

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

One!

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love