Toy Mischief Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Go for the bottom of the foot, dead centre."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

The Rubber Ball Company

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking Horse

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Childlike love

One!

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Toys

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'