Toxin Tosser T-Shirts

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Trout Game

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Geeks and their dogs.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Bone appetit!'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

Lollipop mask

The man who could throw his voice.

Throwing Away Music

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Meditation Center.

Leek club darts match.

"I wouldn't mind but I spent a fortune on those mushrooms!"

"White with a hint of Toxin."

Acid and solvents R Us

Bandit shooting toaster.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'