Toxin Tamer T-Shirts

Lollipop mask

"Water pollution? What water pollution?!"

Picnic in Gas Masks

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Parenting Business Deals

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Education Guidance

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'