Tournament Titan Gifts

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Cheerleaders

Table tennis.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Football.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Congratulations for male runner

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

The Joust

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Captive Audience.

Golf

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Euros 2016