Tournament Titan Gifts

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

Rafael Nadal

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

Table tennis.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Football.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Congratulations for male runner

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

World Cup Fever

World Cup - Countdown

Captive Audience.

Golf

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The Joust

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''