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Rockets in Bath.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Scenes from a Vacation

London map drawn from memory.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Monster Buskers

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Canadian wildfires

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

'We must stop taking junk food titbits from tourists or we'll soon be too fat to fly!.

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

Dominic Raab holiday

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

Monster in Bath

"It's what he would have wanted."

Echo Point

Model village

"Of course, there'll be no fracking in areas of outstanding natural beauty - like Chipping Norton."

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

Trends in Office Décor.

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."