Tourism Marketer Gifts

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

The Zoo.

The Vineyard

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

Apples for sale

Easter Island legs

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."