Tourism Executive Pillows

Sales chart shaped like mountains in office of Mountain Top Tours

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Travel looks strong!

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Postcards from Heaven...

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

Note to viewers: We've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

You Are Here.

Tourist Information.

"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

"We've got Tom O'Brien on bass, Nick Weber on drums, and Jonah Petchesky on contracts."