Tourism Professionals Pillows

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Blue Origin

Travel looks strong!

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Call Your Office

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Postcards from Heaven...

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

Russian doll maker takes a break. His flask of tea conceals smaller flasks, like Russian dolls.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Tourist Information.

You Are Here.

Le Roi Kong

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"The air feels cleaner, for some reason."

Castronaut: 'Visit Cuba!'

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Tourism Industry

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

Castaway is part of a cruise tour.

"I see this place is very popular with tourist industry workers."

'Honey, they've got wireless.'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian