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"Portrait of a Lady"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Cheerleaders

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

'Will that be coach?'

"Hell: The Airport"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Ultimately love would find her...

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."