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Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Tour de France champion Philippe Thys

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Chris Froome

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Historic and Modern Bath

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

For services to Tourism. . .

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Scrambler.

Bernard Hinault

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Race Horses See Big People.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

race car drivers.

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

Tour de France, Yorkshire.