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Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Bernard Hinault

Race Horses See Big People.

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

race car drivers.

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

Bike

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

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