Tour De France Aficionados T-Shirts

Tour de France champ Gastone Nencini

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Chris Froome

Free Range Golfers

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Bernard Hinault

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Noah's Ark

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

La Tour 2007.

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'Human resources? This firm is totally lacking in ingenuity. Hire some ingenues at once.'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Bike

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

A Pharmacy on Wheels.

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Tour de France champ François Faber

'This should be interesting.'

'He's the long shot!'

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

Tour de pothole.

Tour

Tour de France champ Lucien Petit-Breton.