Tour De France Aficionados T-Shirts

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Free Range Golfers

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Bernard Hinault

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

La Tour 2007.

Noah's Ark

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

A Pharmacy on Wheels.

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

'Human resources? This firm is totally lacking in ingenuity. Hire some ingenues at once.'

Bike

'This should be interesting.'

'He's the long shot!'

Tour de pothole.

'Of course we have the finest facilities in the league. This locker room has leather bench seating, cold a.c., and even plenty of cup holders.'

"If he was holding up play, we'd call it 'justified homicide'"

A golfer unknowingly being stalked by the Grime Reaper pulling his special range of scythes.

Medical bike.