Tour De Force Pillows

Bradley Wiggins

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Whale Watch Tours.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Bernard Hinault

La Tour 2007.

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Tour de Pothole.

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

Winery tours.