Tottenham Supporter Gifts

Harry Kane

Harry Redknapp

Manuel Pochettino

'My feet are killing me.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

World Cup Fever

'...I don't like your chances!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Gareth Bale

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"He's in training for the World Cup."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Theater or football.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Referee cop.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

The game comes first...

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'