Totem Enthusiast Prints

Making Totem.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Watering the garden gnome

Balding gnomes

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

One book... One book... One book...

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

The Human Condition

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Subway Library

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Quilting Bee.

Spring cleaning.