Totem Pole Enthusiast Prints

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

Sculpting a Totem

"HOLD STILL!!!"

Laptop Dancing.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Leap Frog

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

One book... One book... One book...

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Tadpoles

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

Making Totem.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Erotica

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Are the North Pole bars closed?

The Pole Jumper.

"They represent the candy cane guild."

North Pole Dances

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

"I played polo in college."