Totalitarian Trivia Master T-Shirts

Kim Jong Il

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Herman Mankiewicz

Historical memory is on life support.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Useless information"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Baldness Facts

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

'Which Louis am I again?'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Pub Quiz

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'