Torero Fans T-Shirts

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Thomas Cranmer

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"Lucky Guess."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Thor's Other Tools

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Formula.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

Edmund Spenser