Torchbearers For Nature T-Shirts

Genetically modified crops(Frankestein food).Keep out.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Olympic Torch Training

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"It's your turn, kid."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Athlete

Toad roadkill.

Covid Race

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Olympic Torch.

Carles Puigdemont

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Isolation Olympics

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Far right gaining power in France

'Don't you talk back to me like that!'

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'