Torchbearers For Nature T-Shirts

Genetically modified crops(Frankestein food).Keep out.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Olympic Torch Training

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"It's your turn, kid."

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

Athlete

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Toad roadkill.

Carles Puigdemont

Covid Race

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Olympic Torch.

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Covid Carries the Olympic Torch

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

Isolation Olympics

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

'Don't you talk back to me like that!'

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'