Faithful Torchbearer T-Shirts

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Athlete

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

A leap of faith.

Man in hell reads a sign declaring his eternal damnation.

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Church Steeple Rocket

Olympic Torch.

Carles Puigdemont

Covid Race

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

Isolation Olympics

It Works!

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

The First Home Lighting Store.

'You're right! It's much more festive using Tiki-Torches.'

'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

Far right gaining power in France

Pope Francis

The Olympic Torch.