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Isolation Olympics

The Runaway Horse

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Cow duel.

Olympic Torch Training

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Athlete

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Carles Puigdemont

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Olympic Torch.

Covid Race

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

"Being a cowboy's horse was not that glamorous: they ate a lot of baked beans and didn't wash very often..."

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

"Who ARE those guys?"

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"