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Isolation Olympics

The Runaway Horse

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'The Torch Holder'.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Cow duel.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Olympic Torch Training

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Athlete

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Covid Race

Cave cow makes grass fire.

Olympic Torch.

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Carles Puigdemont

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

"Being a cowboy's horse was not that glamorous: they ate a lot of baked beans and didn't wash very often..."

"Who ARE those guys?"