Top Secret Admirer T-Shirts

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The wine-shop

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Company Ink.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Book Shop.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Someone carries a torch for you!

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Bad Rhymes

Catching each other's gaze.

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".