Toothy Grinner T-Shirts

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Shark with Braces.

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Subway Library

You can never over garnish!

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

An ellipsis in the sky

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Valentines

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

'OMG!'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

"It's a cat-scanner."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Emojis in the classroom

The fountain of youths.

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."