Toothy Grinner Prints

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Shark with Braces.

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Subway Library

You can never over garnish!

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

An ellipsis in the sky

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Valentines

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"As a fellow dog, you should know how hard it is to type with paws."

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

Craft A Yummy, Grammable Cocktail.

'OMG!'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap

"It's a cat-scanner."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

The way I see it, when you go around saying "gobble-gobble" all the time, they're bound to get ideas.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Emojis in the classroom

The fountain of youths.

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"I think I upset her by using a full stop in my text."