Toothless Teaser Pillows

Now that Ed only had one tooth, it was much easier for him to floss.

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

The Hockey Puckey

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'To absent teeth.'

I couldn't find my other wig

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

Fragrans Tortuosa

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'