Toothcare Prints

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'Open, please!'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothbrush Romance

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Shark with Braces.

Improvised Dentistry.

Tooth fairy

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'