Toothbrush Titans Prints

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Hold it, Harry. There's a new software update for our toothbrushes."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Mothers Without Borders

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'But toothache is the worst!'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

"You can't leave holes in an agreement, I could run a coach and horses through this....So let's be crystal clear, if you don't clean your toothy pegs, there will be a 15% reduction in story time."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.