Tooth Fairy Chaser Pillows

"You bite me again and I'll sue."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Improvised Dentistry.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Tooth fairy pays with card

Car Dentistry.

'My dentist recommended it.'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Boy who has been to the dentist

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You'd need a big drink, too, after collecting goopy unbrushed teeth in the wee hours.'