Tooth Fairy Admirer Pillows

Thank God for periodontal disease.

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Dentures for a shark

"I hear he used to be in the demolition business."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Boy who has been to the dentist

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Calcium Deposits.

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'