Tooth Fairy's Favorite Pillows

"It's not a bullet hole - it's a cavity."

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'My dentist recommended it.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'My dentist wants you to stop giving me lollipops!'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Remember to always brush your teeth!

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

Calcium Deposits.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Cheap Dentistry

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'