Tooth Decay Survivors Mugs

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Tooth fairy

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

Dentist Training School.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"So what does the story tooth fairy teach us?"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'You need to chuck more wood.'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Toothbrush Superhero.

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

'I brush all the time and I'm STILL losing teeth.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

'But toothache is the worst!'

"Wait, I'm texting the Tooth Fairy that if I lose a tooth in here, she still owes me!"

'Baby's teething.'