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'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

Keep Fit.

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Have you been working out?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Cinema with a salad bar in its lobby.