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'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Keep Fit.

Congratulations on the new you!

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Have you been working out?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."