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"It stopped hurting and you didn't even have to do anything."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dating is so expensive...

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'