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Sword,Hammer and Saw fish stare at Swiss Army Knife fish

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

The Hammer

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).