Tools And Gadgets Lovers Mugs

Sword,Hammer and Saw fish stare at Swiss Army Knife fish

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

The Hammer

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .