Tool Sharpener Mugs

"Lovely dovetail."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Joust Sharpener

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Waiting for retirement.

The Hammer

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'