Tool Salesperson T-Shirts

Looking for a clever t-shirt for a tool salesperson? Find designs that showcase their skills with a touch of humor, making their workday a little more fun and a lot more personalized.

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"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first." mockup

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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Larry's used art

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!' mockup

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table." mockup

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

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ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!' mockup

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable." mockup

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.' mockup

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!" mockup

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

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"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now." mockup

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped." mockup

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

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Toadstools

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'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.' mockup

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

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'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.' mockup

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

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A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution mockup

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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Lethal Presentation

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.' mockup

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?" mockup

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

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Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...' mockup

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

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'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.' mockup

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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Special offer on snakeskin ties.

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Tool Salesperson T-Shirts Collection

Tool Salesperson Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for tool salespeople—funny, witty, and practical designs that make their coffee breaks even better.

Tool Salesperson Pillows

Brighten up their space with a pillow designed for tool sales enthusiasts—comfortable, stylish, and full of personality.

Tool Salesperson Prints

Find the perfect print to honor their sales skills—ready to add a creative and inspiring touch to their workspace or workshop.