Tongue-in-cheek Trainer Pillows

"He's busy cross-training. He's drinking with his left hand."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Do it yourself books.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

'On the plus side, you won't have to worry about me getting into an expensive college.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"Bitch."

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

"I have no luck with women. Am I racist for blaming someone who wasn't born here?"

Strike Action Man.

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

'Then it's agreed... a tube of Poligrip per hole!'

"It's nearly as valuable as what we'll inherit when your mother dies - that's how much I love you."

'The good news is that she gave me her phone number - The bad news is that the call will cost me twelve dollars a minute.'

"It must take a while for vitals to shut down, she's still texting."