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Strike Action Man.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Do it yourself books.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Shall I be mother?

'I'm fairly certain it's, what we call in the medical profession, a 'snake'.'

"I appreciate you asking for directions. But how reliable is 'Just follow your nose!' from a toucan?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

Having asked for some 'bruisers' to bruise oats for feeding horses, Mr. Haycock gets sent the 'Whitechaple Chicken' and the 'Bayswater Slasher'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"No Bald Games"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'This tongue transplant I had with fly paper is great.'

"Bitch."

"He's busy cross-training. He's drinking with his left hand."

"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways and likes to be paid in small unmarked bills"

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

'And this is a braille message for the blind.'