Tongue-in-cheek Dieter T-Shirts

Find a hilarious t-shirt that captures the tongue-in-cheek spirit of dieting—perfect for casual wear, it’s a fun way to poke fun at the dieting process and show their sense of humor.

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'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!'

'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!' mockup

'The little woman hide the remote control, and I've lost ten pounds looking for it!'

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"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret." mockup

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

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Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'. mockup

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working." mockup

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

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'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!' mockup

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

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Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake. mockup

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

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'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !' mockup

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

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How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

"You're suffering from an overdose of food." mockup

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

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'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!' mockup

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

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"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!" mockup

"I'm sorry you decided to leave us! I will really miss your wife at our company parties!"

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Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!! mockup

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

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"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends." mockup

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

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"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!" mockup

"I start my diets with the best intentions, but when I see these legs and feet splashing around I go crazy!"

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"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!" mockup

"Oh well. . . another New Year's resolution shot!"

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"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values." mockup

"All our vegetables are well done. It's a return to the old values."

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"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!" mockup

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

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'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.' mockup

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

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'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.' mockup

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

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"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!" mockup

"Don’t you dare talk to your father in all caps young lady!"

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"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means." mockup

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

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'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.' mockup

'I don't mind pigging out as long as it's not on empty calories.'

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'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet' mockup

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

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Weight loss clinic, in and out doors. mockup

Weight loss clinic, in and out doors.

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Fantasy Diet League

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'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

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"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it." mockup

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

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'You're right. I should watch what I eat. From now on, I'll leave the refrigerator door open so the light shines on my midnight snack.'

'You're right. I should watch what I eat. From now on, I'll leave the refrigerator door open so the light shines on my midnight snack.' mockup

'You're right. I should watch what I eat. From now on, I'll leave the refrigerator door open so the light shines on my midnight snack.'

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'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.' mockup

'I'm on three different diets. That way I get to eat more.'

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R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

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'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!' mockup

'Get with it, Ralph! Trophies are meaningless, when everyone gets one!'

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Tongue-in-cheek Dieter T-Shirts Collection

Tongue-in-cheek Dieter Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the tongue-in-cheek dieter—bring humor to their morning routine with gifts that truly speak their language.

Tongue-in-cheek Dieter Pillows

Add humor to their home with cushions that celebrate their dieting journey—soft, funny, and full of personality, perfect for a cozy space.

Tongue-in-cheek Dieter Prints

Brighten their room with witty prints that poke fun at dieting—ideal for inspiring smiles and adding a humorous touch to their everyday decor.