Tone-deaf Troubadour Gifts

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Carols

Gypsy busker

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'A street mime without a license, eh? -- Okay, you get one free phone call.'

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I hate it when mimes get religion!'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Too Popular By Half.

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"