Tomato Sauce Enthusiast Mugs

'One day, my son, my entire collection of tomato sauce sachets will be yours'

'Now, that's just my luck! I show up at this restaurant for the first time wearing a red shirt and you run out of tomato sauce!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Flying sauces.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Linguini for two?"

Dreaming Of Spring

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Source of Information

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Mozart eating noodles.

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Impasta syndrome

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'