Tolerance Thinkers Gifts

Tolerant Americans?

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Prejudice/Empathy

Reasonableman

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Thomas Cranmer

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Capital

George Santayana

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'I inherited therefore I am'

"We never discuss religion."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Teach Love

"We pride ourself on diversity."

Religious toilets.

Heavenly meetings.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

'I finished doing the green plants around 11 pm on the sixth day, a Saturday I think...and the rest,as they say, is history.'

Church sign.

Moses' Reading Glasses

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."