Tolerance Thinkers Gifts

Tolerant Americans?

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Prejudice/Empathy

Reasonableman

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Thomas Cranmer

"This might take awhile, Lord."

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Capital

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Heavenly meetings.

Religious toilets.

Teach Love

"We never discuss religion."

"We pride ourself on diversity."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Minister's in/out boxes say sow and reap.

Church sign.

'I finished doing the green plants around 11 pm on the sixth day, a Saturday I think...and the rest,as they say, is history.'

Moses' Reading Glasses

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Hearing the sound of the first lawnmower of spring

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

'And for your convenience, I've provided a magnet on the back so that you can put them on the refrigerator.'