Tolerance Gifts

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Prejudice/Empathy

Different view on tolerance

"Did you hear the one about the Christian, the atheist and the Buddhist?"

Open Minded

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"All rise."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Teach Love

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

Church sign.

"This is the worst parade ever."

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"If anyone asks, I'll be in my head."

Tolerant Americans?

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

Color is not a crime

"Hat crimes"

You did what? I posted your last will and testament on all the social networks. Now everyone knows you left your feminine hygiene products to the Smithsonian. Why would you do that you @#$%^?! Ugly picture taken. Posting to Facebook … now. Well-played, cretin.

Observe - Do not Judge - Embrace

Teaching Tolerance.

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

I hate writing stupid papers. Me too. I've got to do one for our "Tolerance Week." I have to find the inner worth of a controversial belief. Easy. Write about the guys who deeply believe we must smash teacher unions. Good one. If I want to flunk! We'll see how much tolerance is tolerated.

'Harry, you're so relaxed, happy, non-confrontational...have you gone bi-partisan on me?'

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

"Jack and I have learned to accept each other's idiosyncrasies, like my passion for cashew brittle, and his going out every night and not coming home until dawn."

Rex the wonderdog - It's true! I wonder about lots of things.

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

'Allergy Cafe - All you can Tolerate.'

Fakir's driving seat.

"There were balloons and games and cake, yet somehow I was infected by a sad sense of time passing."

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'