Toilet Seat Therapist Prints

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Personal Potty Trainer

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

Where history's best ideas happen.

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Potty Training.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"

"I think the flush is broken."

Eureka!

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

Shelf Isolation

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Fighting corona

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

Pocket Money Negotiations

Toilet paper shortage

"I'm sorry, mom. I couldn't hold it."