Toilet Troubleshooters Prints

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Computer Expert

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Personal Potty Trainer

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Well, none of the other options worked, so we installed a power cord on him -- if he starts going haywire again just unplug him and wait 30 seconds.'

Recalculating

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"