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"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

The dead sea scrolls

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Edmund Spenser

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

"Oh, thank God!"

Asthma cats

Don't ask. Just get me the @#^$ out of here. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-03-11).

'What possible use can that have? Now excuse me, I've got to go to the bathroom.'

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

Toilet Roll Prank

Toilet Graduation

Toilet Roll Drop

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Instant winner trash can

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

The Common Cold.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

"I'm going out to buy toilet rolls. . . I may be some time."

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

We have the brown that are highly absorbent and get the job done, or the white that are a bit softer...

Cow-sized Tissues.