Toilet Paper Whisperer Prints

"Olga, have you warmed that toilet roll up yet?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

The trap

"What are you in for?"

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"I mean, he does have a point."

Books of Tablets

"All right. Time to grow up."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"I understand you're famous for your tantrums."

Right little madam.

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Water: the first medicine

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I actually find this way of fishing very relaxing..."

'Maybe we should have ordered bottled water.'

"They say the sound of running water is very relaxing."