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A mum trying to dry an excited child

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A young Don King

Swan Fairy Tales

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Toys in the DVD Player.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

That's my daughter, Alayna

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I'm so good at this!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

Climbing with the baby

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'