Toddler Coach Pillows

How's my walking?

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Reach for the Star.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"That's not how I sat on you."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

The trauma of losing.

Go! Means NOW!

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Time Is Money

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"When did she start crawling?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Bears

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"